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I must say, it's been a very quiet
weekend.

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Oh, it was bound to be. They're a silent
order.

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Look out, here they come.

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I think we ought to line up in our
saying farewell position.

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We hope you enjoyed your stay.

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What have you got, Mr. Rump? Oh, and the
abbot's just offered me a free

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trial weekend as a novice in the
monastery.

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Oh, the poor thing's in bare feet.
However, are they going to manage across

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gravel?

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Shut the door, Peacock.

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Shut it yourself.

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Can I have a word with you, Captain
Peacock? In fact, can we all gather

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We have just witnessed another example
of the undermining of my authority.

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Would you care to be more specific?

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Yes, I would.

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In my position as manager of this
establishment, which was clearly

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young Mr. Grace's will, I am being
frequently undermined by a member of the

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staff. If I make a suggestion, he comes
up with one which he thinks is better.

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Oh, it's the he.

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I hope you don't think it's me, Mr.
Rumble.

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I've never been considered uppity.

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Well, not as far as my work's concerned.

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Oh, no, no, Mr. Humphries. It's not you
I'm complaining about.

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I can handle you perfectly well.

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Why don't you come out in the open, Mr.
Rumbold, and say that I am undermining

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your authority?

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Mainly because you have precious little
authority to undermine.

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You're absolutely right, Captain
Peacock. You mean sweet Fanny Adams in

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darling.

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Well, may I remind you that I answer
directly to Mr. Thorpe of the

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If anything goes wrong, I have to carry
the can.

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Look, if any of you think that I'm not
up to the job, you should drop or say

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You're not up to the job.

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Oh.

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Well, that's cleared the air.

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Hands up those who think I should be in
charge.

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That's cleared the air again, isn't it?

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The point is, if we're anything at all,
we're a democracy.

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An authority is conferred by common
consent. But in her case, dead common.

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That's quite right, Mr Rumble. We don't
mind you being in charge. If only you

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wouldn't keep rubbing everybody up the
wrong way.

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Yeah, you get right up my...

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Sometimes. Well, I thought I was very
popular.

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Just trying to do my job.

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I know that perhaps I make mistakes from
time to time, little ones.

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Everyone does.

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It's just that since Mrs. Rumboldt left
me for Mr. Prentiss of tools and

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hardware, I've probably been a bit
introverted.

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You know, I was often worried about Mr.
Prentiss of tools.

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He offered me some very unusual
attachments for my black and decker.

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Well, perhaps we can be more
understanding with you if you, in

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less pompous with us.

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Anybody see Mr.

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Rumbles? Mr. Moulton, you do not come in
through the front door. Wipe your feet,

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take your hat off, and say excuse me
before you interrupt.

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What's bit him this morning?

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His wife ran off with a do -it -yourself
expert.

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Well, I've been asked to pass on a
challenge from the local pub.

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Their team wants to know if you'll play
them at darts.

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Now, what do I tell them?

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Well, a moment ago, I would have said
no, but now I hesitate to make a

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You play darts, Mrs. Floaker.

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She scored a bullseye with me in
Tiverton.

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Surprised all the lads when she pulled
off a double top.

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To go down memory lane again, Mr.
Moulthard.

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Well, I think it would be good for
public relations if we, so to speak,

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with the locals, as I'm sure Mr. Rumble
was about to suggest.

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Yes, it would be nice to acquaint
ourselves with their customs.

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Well, I'll tell them then, and I shall
need some help outside.

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We've got to get them sheep onto the
trailer, and it is more than me and

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can manage.

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Right, come along then. That is, if...
Everyone would be prepared to lend a

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hand. Well, perhaps we ought to change
into more suitable attire, Mr Rumbled.

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Absolutely right, Mrs Slocum. What a
good suggestion.

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I'm so glad you mentioned it.

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Oh, I preferred him when he was bossy
and horrible.

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Where did you get that hat?

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Oh, my pen pal sent it to me from
Australia.

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Are you supposed to wear it turned up on
the right or turned up on the left?

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Well, if you have it turned up on the
right -hand side like that, it means

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you're in the army.

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If you have it on the left -hand side,
it means you come from Queensland.

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You can wear it like this just to be on
the stateside.

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Dad's just fixing the tractor.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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It brings out the mother in me.

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They look like a lot of thermals. Yes.

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Where are they going?

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Next door as farmers bought them.

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Yes, we're making a good profit out of
them. That is, if everyone agrees.

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Yeah. Shouldn't we have one of them
sheep dogs like they have on the

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Oh, Dad used to have one of them. Used
to control it with his silent whistle.

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Then he got his new false teeth and he
could never hit the right note again.

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Thank you. It went for the lack of
trying.

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He spent all day blowing away.

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Didn't the dogs take any notice?

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No, they just ignored him.

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We ended up surrounded by a lot of bats.

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Dealing with sheep must seem very tame
to you, Captain Peacock, after your hand

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-to -hand encounter with the Gestapo
Alsatian when you were parachuted into

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Yugoslavia during the war.

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All the years I've known you, Captain
Peacock, and you've never mentioned it.

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Well, it was only recently that MI5 gave
permission to release some of the

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details. Well, it must be true about the
Alsatian. He actually showed me the

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teeth marks.

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He got them from Miss Adamsbrook in
account.

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Appreciate it, Miss Lovelock, if you
would not reveal those things which I

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from time to time, mentioned to you in
confidence.

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Does that include Mr. Rumbold's
hemorrhoid?

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You, Captain Peacock, you take the
hurdle away. Mr. Rumpris, you get behind

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with me and we'll get them going.

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I've never got sheep going before. Isn't
it a special method?

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Why don't you get at them?

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Right, now the rest of you, stand either
side of the ramp and make sure they

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don't get out of sight before they get
on the trainer.

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Right. Are we ready?

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Ready. With your permission, Sir Rumble.

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Go.

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Look along.

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Oh, that's done it.

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That'll give me the strap for this.

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Oh, don't worry.

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I'll tell him it wasn't your fault.

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I suppose you'll give me the strap.

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Are you all ready? I decided, with your
permission, that we would proceed to the

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pub in young Mr. Grace's daimler with
his pride and joy.

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He was mad about his car. He had an old
racing Bentley.

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He'd love me to drive with the top down.

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Some of the villagers still talk about
it.

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That's a sight that'll live in the
memory.

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Follow me, then.

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Please.

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Quite a museum piece.

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Does it go?

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Oh, yeah.

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I turns it over once a week.

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Depression's good.

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Be careful of your appliance, Dad.

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I heard something go.

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I think she's stark now. You can get in.

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I love the smell of

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real leather.

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Mention real head.

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If I'm not mistaken, dead headache.

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They do say it used to belong to a
Marjorie Roger from India.

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Oh, yes.

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There's still some curry on the floor.

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Flattened another hen.

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I'll try. That is, if everyone's
agreeable. How long is he going to go on

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that?

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I say, well, sir, that doesn't appear to
be a tax dip.

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Oh, we don't bother about things like
that round these parts.

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All you need is a beer label.

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How nice to find a bit of the spirit of
old England, miss.

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Oh, look, there's one of those speaking
tubes.

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Mr. Graves used to use it to give
instructions when we had a chauffeur.

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Oh, and what did he used to say?

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Keep your eyes on the road?

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Mr. Rumbled!

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Mr. Rumbled!

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Can you hear me?

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Very faintly.

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Not that I mind, of course.

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Let me have a go, Dad.

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Mr.

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Grace didn't have to do much, did he?

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You might have mentioned that apart from
missing taxes, we were also missing

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some petrol.

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Oh.

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Well, if that doesn't impress the
locals, nothing will.

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Oh, there's Malcolm's bike.

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He'll not like it, me being here with
you.

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Well, you just bring me half a shandy
and I'll have it outside in the car. I

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don't mind.

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No, no, you must go inside, Mr.
Humphries.

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Malcolm's just a bully.

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Good morning, Morris.

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Are you the driver of this vehicle, sir?

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Well, seeing that I'm sitting behind the
wheel, it would hardly take a Sherlock

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Holmes to come to that conclusion.

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Well, perhaps Sherlock Holmes will also
notice that instead of a tax disc...

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You're driving with a label from a
bottle of Newcastle brownie.

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Is that all you've got to say for
yourself?

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I told him about that, Percy.

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I said you'll never get away with it.
These town folk thinks we're all stupid.

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I'm afraid for it. There's only one
course open to me.

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Take a bribe.

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I've never been in here before.

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It's really rather cosy.

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Where is everybody?

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Are we the first?

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Landlord? Where's Malcolm?

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Oh, don't you bother about him.

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Half the blokes in the village is after
Mavis.

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At least with you, I know she's in safe
hands.

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Don't go on like that.

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Good evening, Mrs. Slocum. Your usual.

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I thought you said you'd never been in
here before.

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Oh, well, now I remember. I have been in
just once when I was shopping.

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But only for a minute.

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This is the mob from the manor. Oh,
well, I was not waiting for you in the

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public bar, drinking scrumpy.

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Shall we have a small tincture before we
go in?

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Oh, what a good idea, Captain Peacock.

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This rounds on me.

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Double whiskey.

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Last gin and tonic for me.

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And me.

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Same for me.

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I'll have a pint, it's scrumpy.

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Same for Mr. Humphreys.

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Oh, no, no, no, I think I'd like a small
port and lemon.

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That won't put lead in your pencil.

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I wasn't planning to write to anybody.

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Will you use your point to stop me,
Mavis?

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Yeah, why not?

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One of those that I really let myself
go.

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Now, don't you go getting Mr. Humphreys
into trouble.

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If she bothers you, you let me know.

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I'll give her the strap.

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She never bothered me up to now.

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You haven't seen me after a pint of
scrumpy yet.

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Thank you very much, Sam. Take care now.

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They're here from the manor. Here,
Malcolm.

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Young Mavis is with that young buck from
up the hall. Now, I'm warning you, I'm

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having no trouble in here.

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If you want to sort him out, you take
him round the back.

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Right.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the
Millstone Manor dark team.

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That's it.

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Thanks all round for the Millstone Manor
mob.

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I'm Henry Heathcliff, Malcolm's dad.

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Who's your captain, then?

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Oh, well, we're a democratic team.

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Well, since Captain Peacock is a captain
already, perhaps we should make him the

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captain. Well, with your permission, Mr.
Rumble.

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Pleased to meet you.

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I'm the one who bought them lambs off
you. Oh, nice to know they're in good

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hands.

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First team to empty their glasses wins
the toss.

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00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,740
Excuse me, do you think I could have a
port and lemon?

242
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:51,340
Of course you can, my dear.

243
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,310
Pour it in the scrumpy.

244
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,010
Thank you. Right.

245
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:05,370
One, two, three, go.

246
00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:10,330
Oh, that paint stripper.

247
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:14,370
You're spilling it, Mrs. Slocum. I know,
I've melted half my sequins.

248
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,220
Looks like we won the toss.

249
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:27,260
Fill them up. We can't go empty during
the contest. Well, Malcolm, what say we

250
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,380
give them first throw?

251
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:29,840
Suits me.

252
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:31,860
Here's your dark.

253
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,359
Thank you.

254
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,600
Oh, ladies first. Mrs. Logan.

255
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,800
Well, half a tick. I just have a drop
left.

256
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,389
101 up.

257
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,310
She sounds like she knows what she's
doing.

258
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,110
I know you.

259
00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:00,430
I've seen you play darts before.

260
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,650
You was Morris's bird in Tiverton.

261
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,930
One down, two to go.

262
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,430
You was known as a Tiverton bicycle.

263
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:18,130
If anybody else has fond memories of
Tiverton, will they kindly speak now

264
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,310
I throw me last dart?

265
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,750
Keep your nerve, Mrs. Slocum.

266
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,620
Double top 40.

267
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,200
That Malcolm staring at you through the
bottom of his beer glass.

268
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:34,320
Oh, he's not staring at me. He's staring
at you.

269
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,500
He's trying to frighten you.

270
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:40,480
Well, I must say, the sight of an
eyeball magnified through that is a bit

271
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,180
unnerving. 98.

272
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,580
Your turn next, Mr. Humphrey.

273
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,880
Oh, it's my turn.

274
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,990
Now stand back, I can go wild at times.

275
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,250
Would someone explain this game to me?

276
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,050
You're supposed to hit the board.

277
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh, that one going round and round and
round.

278
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,310
One! Is that good?

279
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:16,530
No.

280
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,000
That makes a hundred and two.

281
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,840
Oh, you're wonderful, Mr. O 'Brien.

282
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,660
You keep your hands off her.

283
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:39,340
Don't you push him. I'll push you, I
like it. Don't you push her. Don't you

284
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,980
me. You behave yourself.

285
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,520
Don't you push my lad.

286
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,920
Or you and me will step outside.

287
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,860
Oh, I shouldn't step outside with
Captain Peacock. He was trained by the

288
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,860
Japanese over -carby.

289
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:55,320
Yes. Well, unfortunately, I'm not
allowed to use it unless there's a war.

290
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,000
There'll be a war here in a minute.

291
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:08,040
Stand aside, Peacock. And I don't
particularly like the look of you.

292
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,300
Right.

293
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,000
Outside with you.

294
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,460
I shall be delighted.

295
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,820
Boy, that'll kill him.

296
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,940
Well, come on, then, if you fancy it.

297
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,400
I do fancy it.

298
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,420
Well, then, are you going to have a go?

299
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,210
Go on, then.

300
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,610
You can have a go first.

301
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,330
I will do.

302
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,590
Come on, then.

303
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,890
You come on.

304
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,030
I'll come on when I'm ready.

305
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:49,150
Miss Brahms, I've been talking to that
farmer over there.

306
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:52,110
And you know those sweet little sheep we
sold?

307
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,810
Well, Malcolm's dad is going to sell
them to the butchers.

308
00:18:56,730 --> 00:19:00,910
Do you think if we asked him nicely,
he'd give us them back?

309
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,950
Oh, I don't think now's a good time to
ask.

310
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:08,790
He's just taken Mr Rumbolt outside, and
I think he's going to kill him.

311
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,310
We'll see about that.

312
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,430
Pass me that bottle of light ale.

313
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,490
Right, watch me gin and tonic.

314
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:23,930
I'm just... ..working myself up to it.

315
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,590
I've worked up already.

316
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,500
May I say a word on behalf of Millstone
Manor? What is it, then?

317
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:33,860
It's this.

318
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,140
Oh!

319
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,220
Dear, I was quite capable of dealing
with that man.

320
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,440
Well, I got my gender up. And so did I,
and it's unusual for me.

321
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,700
You were wonderful, Mr. Humphrey.

322
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,700
Control yourself so you didn't hit that
Malcolm.

323
00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,620
Yeah, especially after he called you a
weedy little git.

324
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,400
You never moved.

325
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,500
Well, I was suffering from a well -known
condition known as temporary paralysis.

326
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,640
Well, we didn't do a lot for our public
image.

327
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,920
No, but at least Mrs. Slocum laid out
the local bully.

328
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,500
Well, yes, but we got ourselves banned
from the local pub.

329
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,220
Well, I'm still worried about those
sheep. If we don't do something quickly,

330
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,920
they'll be in the butchers by tomorrow.

331
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,340
What did you think they were going to do
with them?

332
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,560
I just thought they were going to grow
wool.

333
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,320
There's not much we can do.

334
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,840
Well, I suggest we try to get them back.

335
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,320
We can hardly do that.

336
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:50,320
Why not? If somebody nipped John Wayne's
cattle, he'd have been on his horse and

337
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,600
over there quick as a flash.

338
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,380
He'd have raised a pussy.

339
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,480
You organise something like that,
Captain Peacock.

340
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,780
Yeah, do one of those commando -type
raids, you know, like when you try to

341
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:06,700
Rommel. Yes, well, it's quite simple, of
course, but I don't think we should

342
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,639
break the law.

343
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,140
Well, you could hardly complain if we
take the sheep and leave the money.

344
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,440
I've still got the cash.

345
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,640
I haven't paid it in yet.

346
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,320
Come on, let's have a go.

347
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,000
Well, I'm game. I'm game.

348
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:18,410
What about you, Mr. Humphreys? Are you
game?

349
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,230
Well, I always have been up to now.

350
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,850
You tell us what to do, Captain Peacock,
and we'll follow your lead.

351
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,470
Right.

352
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:36,950
Damn. That strap's broken. I'll go and
get another one.

353
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,680
He looks ever so sleepy.

354
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:47,160
Well, perhaps he isn't used to being
aroused at one o 'clock in the morning.

355
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:52,320
Won't the horse's hooves make a bit of a
clatter? I had already thought of that,

356
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,259
Mr. Rumbold.

357
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,920
I've asked Mr. Humphreys to prepare some
sacking for its feet.

358
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:04,280
How are these, Captain Peacock? Oh,
that's ever so good, Mr.

359
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,460
Humphreys. You're a dab ad with a needle
and a bit of ribbon.

360
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:13,790
Good. What about the horseshoes? Excuse
me. Would you mind lifting your foot up,

361
00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:14,850
please? No.

362
00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,550
You've got to be firm, Mr. Humphreys.

363
00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,970
I'll hold it for you and you slip it on.

364
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:24,410
Right.

365
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:26,490
On board, everyone.

366
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,450
Mrs. Slocum, what are the garden shears
for?

367
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:32,250
Well, don't we have to cut the telephone
wires?

368
00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:34,690
Ah, good. Good thinking.

369
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:37,450
Right. As soon as I fix this, we can go.

370
00:22:38,699 --> 00:22:42,360
Miss Brahms, will you help me? Will you
get up there and give me a hand?

371
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:45,060
Well, why don't you just jump up
backwards and sit on me?

372
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:50,880
Oh, well... Mr.

373
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:55,360
Rumble, if we take a foot each, we may
be able to get her up there. Come on.

374
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:56,960
Here we go. Oh, dear.

375
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,780
Get off, get off.

376
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,280
Oh, how ed pneumonia.

377
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:01,920
Please help.

378
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,300
Oh, Mr.

379
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,180
Humphreys, thank you. How kind.

380
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,499
Hold tight, everybody.

381
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,500
Off we go.

382
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,640
Pity we didn't bring some cream.

383
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,180
There's always something.

384
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,160
Stop, Miss Lovelock.

385
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:36,720
Mr Humphreys, why don't you put on some
of my cold cream? Oh, thank you, Mrs

386
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720
Slocum.

387
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,040
On the axle, Mr Humphreys.

388
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:30,470
Miss Downbridge, you take the money and
put it through the letterbox. What about

389
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,169
the dog?

390
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,930
Oh, you take the takeaway tandoori.

391
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:34,530
Good luck.

392
00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:39,350
Miss Lovelock, you're in command of the
cart.

393
00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:41,290
Yes, Captain. You keep it here.

394
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,050
We crawl to the barn.

395
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:46,030
Miss Brown and Mavis, you keep a
lookout.

396
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:48,850
Mrs. Slocum, you will open the barn
door.

397
00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:54,430
Mr. Rumbold and I carry out these sheep
one by one and fetch them to the cart.

398
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,840
He's got care.

399
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,260
No,

400
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:36,120
no. It's just that rather a lot of cows
have passed this way.

401
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,100
Anyway.

402
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,560
Hello, night doggy.

403
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:51,460
Come on.

404
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:53,180
Have some tandoori chicken.

405
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:54,900
Come on.

406
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,080
Tandoori chicken.

407
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,080
Well, who didn't like it either?

408
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,560
Oh, heck.

409
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:12,480
Get out of the way.

410
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,420
What's going on down there?

411
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,260
Get back in your kennel and belt up.

412
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,380
They're probably all asleep.

413
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,080
I said go!

414
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,240
leadership, Captain Peacock.

415
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,580
I refuse to take the blame.

416
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,840
Well, it was your plan.

417
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:03,700
I did not plan for Mrs. Slocum to fall
on her backside and lose all the sheep.

418
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,540
Neither did I plan for Mr. Humphreys to
give Henry all the money for nothing.

419
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,020
Do sheep have homing instincts?

420
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:30,250
Well, do we pay for the rest or take
them back? Do you have a contingency

421
00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,429
Captain Peacock?

422
00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:32,610
Yes, I have.

423
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:35,150
A large drink and a hot bath.

424
00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:39,330
Now, that's real ladyship, that is.